I Hate Being Sick 
by Rhinovana

(to Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)

Load up on drugs, stay in bed.
I’ve got a cold: throat, nose, and head.
I’m so blocked up, sinus pain.
Oh no, it flows… the snot again.

I blow, I blow, I blow my nose ( x 3 )
I blow, I blow, I blow…

Down with illness: rhinovirus!
Nose is running, and on fire!
I feel wretched, and contagious.
Nose is running, and I’m dying!

I took pseudo,
White Willow,
Echinacea,
Garlic oil…
Yeah.

Hey… Yay.

I was fine, then over night,
Throat got sore, head got tight.
Nose exploded, couldn’t sleep;
Tissues stacked up—stacked up deep.

I blow, I blow, I blow my nose ( x 3 )
I blow, I blow, I blow…

Down with illness: rhinovirus!
Nose is running, and on fire!
I feel wretched, and contagious.
Nose is running, and I’m dying!

I took pseudo,
White Willow,
Echinacea,
Garlic oil…
Yeah.

Hey… Yay.

(hacking cough solo)

And I’ll admit I get afraid
When I feel my health is fading
‘Cos I’ve no one by my side…
Oh well… Whatever. Never mind.

I blow, I blow, I blow my nose. ( x 3 )
I blow, I blow, I blow…

Down with illness: rhinovirus!
Nose is running, and on fire!
I feel wretched, and contagious.
Nose is running, and I’m dying!

I took pseudo,
White Willow,
Echinacea,
Garlic oil…

Yeah, I’m dying!
I’m dying!
I’m dying!
I’m dying!
I’m dying!
I’m dying!
I’m dying!
I’m dying!
It’s trying!
I’m dying!